Pommys bad cricketers bad sense of direction

'Woman who fell in Shropshire ditch safe and well'

how the freaking hell did she get lost for 4 days in a roadside ditch?

The 29 year-old called police from her mobile phone shortly before 10pm on Saturday night and said she was trapped down a hole in Cockshutt, near Ellesmere. Police spent four days searching for her, using a helicopter and police dogs.

so basically she's an idiot right after walking into hospital it was called off remind you aussies of anyone

hmmmm