THE puppyish excitement of newspapers towards Madonna can be attributed to
her mere in-the-flesh presence among us. At the premiere of her new movie, The
Next Best Thing, at Leicester Square, she demonstrated her familiarity by saying
in an English accent: "I love the countryside, a nice glass of stout and I love
my boyfriend."
And I want to puke no wonder they made a parody of this, in The Simpsons to get off jail in England for Homer, they have to take Madonna in a dog cage to America.
What an understanding! Even an entirely metropolitan creation such as
Madonna knows to defer to the countryside. A taste for stout is an affectation,
but she regains her grip with a novel display of monogamous affection. Then
comes a remark of genius. "House prices are too expensive here, I'm not going to
buy yet. I'm waiting for a slump. It's disgusting."
Sounds like Madonna's got a secret admirer ;). Don't worry you're secret is safe with me.
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